I woke up dreaming about Kelly and Spencer. Kelly and I were having butt sex. But it wasn’t like steamy crazy rip your clothes off buttsex. It was like friendship buttsex. It was really sweet, but almost like we were both, I dunno, reading instruction manuals at the same time.
Then we were outside with Spence, and Kelly disappeared for a minute and then reappeared in this CA-RAY-Z car and told us he was going to pick up Brande. As he sped down the driveway this entire patio popped out of the back of the car and I was like, wait, can we ride on that patio furniture while he drives this futuristic Ferrari type car? Apparently we could because some people ran up and hopped on. I ran up too, but I was too slow I guess and the car pulled away. I kept chasing it down the driveway and calling out Kelly’s name, but he never stopped and I fell on my face and called his name out one more time and then I woke up.
I opened my eyes and looked around the room. Where am I, I thought to myself? I don’t recognize that wallpaper. I’m laying next to my mother but this isn’t my parents house. This isn’t my house, not in San Francisco or LA. Where the fuck am I? And then I rolled over and saw the field out the window and realized I was in Kentucky.
xoxo
Princess Donna